Oh Neti Pot, Oh Neti Pot where have you gone?
I am sitting here sick & seriously it's NOT much fun!
I want to get better so please help this girl out!
DON'T take a vacation just when I am feeling down & out!
You need to know that I brag about you OFTEN & keep you #1 on my list
Yet you act like this "stranger" , like you're the one that's been dissed!
So Please tell me why are you NOT working just when I need you the most?
Come back to me now & end this frustration. I'm a woman on a mission & I need a VACATION!!!
An ode to the Neti Pot...